one-trippster:

Ron Paul Predicts EVERYTHING Happening to America and Around the World, EVERYTHING!!

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whereswa1do:

teaguey:

hazels-abused-lungs:

drowningintheashes:

skeletonjiggle:

spookytastic:

GOD DAMMIT DEBBY WHAT THE FUCK

YOU HAD ONE JOB ONE JOB

YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

The look on her face right before she pours the soda:
“Well, here goes nothing!”

I laughed so hard at this no sound came out omg.

the kid is like “Da fuck you doing mom!?”

whereswa1do:

teaguey:

hazels-abused-lungs:

drowningintheashes:

skeletonjiggle:

spookytastic:

GOD DAMMIT DEBBY WHAT THE FUCK

YOU HAD ONE JOB ONE JOB

YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

The look on her face right before she pours the soda:

“Well, here goes nothing!”

I laughed so hard at this no sound came out omg.

the kid is like “Da fuck you doing mom!?”

hateforthestate:

One of the best TV characters of ever… Ron Swanson… getting pulled over by a cop.

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misesman:

“What the Republican National Committee did to Ron Paul was the height of rudeness and stupidity for this reason: Why would you alienate an individual who has the ability to attract a new generation of voters, who are already skeptical of your institution but are willing to at least listen through the vehicle of this individual and the words that he is saying? Why would you alienate them, get on the floor and not let them speak? Not have his name go up on the board and see the number of electoral votes that he receives? This is crazy!” (He goes on…)

-Michael Steele, Former RNC Chairman

Lol Ron Paul wants to rename everything

Patriot act = “Repeal the fourth amendment act”

War on drugs = “War on minorities”

Iran sanctions bill = “Obsession with Iran bill”

  • Rand Paul: Now, I heard Mitt Romney is running for president again. If he wins the nomination, can you imagine the debate? I'm gonna do an impression for you..
  • Obama: Mitt, thank you so much for doing Romneycare and giving us the great idea for our healthcare plan!
  • Romney: Thank you, mister president. For using my ideas!
  • Obama: No. Thank you, Mitt!
  • Romney: Thank you, Barack!
  • Obama: Thank you!
  • Romney: Thank you!
  • Rand: It's gonna be a really contentious debate.. Might even end with...
  • Obama: Mitt, do you wanna play golf on Saturday?
  • Romney: Mr president, I thought you were gonna be starting a new war on Saturday?
  • Obama: Hell, I can do it between holes! I started the last one in Brazil!
  • I hate him but this cracked me up..

american-writer:

Ron Paul on the Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert, known for his satire as well has his criticisms of many politicians, seems to have a soft spot for Ron Paul. Colbert has two guests appear on his show, including Paul, to discuss the gold standard in January 2011. Paul suggests the US needs to rethink monetary policy while Dave Leonhardt of the NY Times objects. When interviewing both guests, Colbert offers an interesting question for economic “zombie” Leonhardt.

Colbert:

OK, but listen up. If our economy is so great on this present standard [fiat money], why aren’t things getting better? Listen, if my teeth are falling out, I change my toothpaste, OK? Or I stop smoking meth…. One of those two.

american-writer:

Thumbs up for Ron Paul
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american-writer:

Thumbs up for Ron Paul

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