92% of teenagers have turned to hip hop and rap…reblog if you’re part of the 8% that still supports Leninism and the glorious return of the Soviet Union
June 2013
i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
i texted that southerngirlswagg number and its her dad he’s mad
I was born in the wrong generation I was meant to be a dinosaur
I’m covered in mosquito bites,
a memoir about summer in North Carolina
“im really dissapointed theyre making hannibal evil!”
“hannibal isnt evil hes just misunderstood!”
“every rose has its thorns!”
errantscarsanddyingstars replied to your post: how many girls you get, bro
more like -93 hahahahahaha follow 4 more comedy gold
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL
YEAH ME TOO
whats a friend
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
how many girls you get, bro
like 93
*Starin at my girlfriend* is this really my girlfriend *holdin my girlfriend* am i really dating whoever this is *rotates my girlfriend on all axes & inspects dimensions* how did i end up with you *im dating a cool rock i found on the beach*
this kiD IS A FUCKING PSYCHO
“wow tumblr has taught me more than school ever has!” the tumblr user says as they reblog repeatedly debunked urban legends and miscellaneous information that really has no place in a school curriculum
Back from beach~
EA sex tip #58
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
Shoutout to my dead homie Gale Boetticher
I sang drunk karaoke last night