how 2 pick up BABES
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
a few years ago penn and teller (magicians) went to an ~environmentalism~ protest or some sort of gathering and got hundreds of signatures for a petition banning dihydrogen monoxide. including a few of the people who were organizing the event.
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
I’m actually really good at monopoly and always win
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
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