• skyler: youre a drug dealer
  • walter: bitch i might be

optimism-of-a-vagabond:

Capitalism at its finest.

bahahaha this is stupid as fuck

(Source: tomasoski)

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN
IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN
IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN
IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN
IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

QUICKLY HELP ME HUMAN

IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN

being 20+ on tumblr

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(Source: z1c)

d-dinosaur:

Look at this cute fucking thing.

I want twenty of them.

OMG SO PRESH

ensignau:

Apparently this happened today.

another-vegan-feminist:

“Finish your vegetables, eat your greens, an apple a day”…It’s all about eating fruits and vegies until you say you’re going vegan then somehow all that wonderful food isn’t healthy enough and you’re going to die.

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
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